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The wheelchair chick
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Mike -
16th of December 2006 |
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A couple of months ago I was back in Copenhagen, DK going out with a few old friends getting shitfaced as always... a few hours into the night we were beyond fucked and hit up some college bar... reminiscing old days I guess,haha ! With half a bottle of booze flowing through my veins I was of course out on the dance floor doing like Justin... bringing sexy back... but even a a stud like I couldn't go hours without getting thirsty so I went back to the bar, on my way back I saw my 2 mates sitting with some chicks so I cock-blocked them and squeezed in between... WHAT#¤%"! Of course I didn't you crazy? I of course played the good wing-man as any guy should ever do if you can see your bud is about to get some free pussy. The three girls wasblonde, brunette and slutty. The brunette and the slutty one was spoken for by my mates so I got stuck with the blonde ... we started talking and each time I went to the bar all she wanted was water which was kinda weird I thought. Eventually I asked her why and she dropped the bomb! She told me she was on work? What work I asked... Looking out for the brunette one she told me... what she crazy or something? "No she is in a wheelchair and I'm her driver..."
I looked under the table and couldn't see any wheelchair but I did however find it odd that she hadn't gone to the pisser for nearly 2 hours being a girl and all. The blond then wanted to bet me about whether or not my friend was gonna freak out... Of course being drunk and all I told her that she thought to poorly of my friend and accepted the bet. Looking back I should of course had known he would freak out.
Around 5 o'clock everybody was fucked up except the blonde of course and my two mates was making out heavily with the brunette and the slut and I was just counting down the time until the place would close up and what would turn out to be a priceless moment would come. The closing hour then came and everybody was leaving the club... I then went to get the jackets when my mate came running out looking like he was about to piss himself "DUDE SHE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR!" he screamed then grabbed his jacket and continued out the door. My bud and I followed him and eventually convinced him to say goodbye in a nice way. While he was inside the club again we both cracked up and when he came out the club he had gotten her digits.
We then went to a close by 7-11 to get a bite to eat, there we convinced him that maybe this wasn't all that bad as he could fuck her in all kinds of positions and that she couldn't really run out on him if he got to freakish! His eyes lit up and he nodded... right right! When we stepped out the 7-11 faith played us one and the brunette, theblonde and the slutty one pulled up in a station wagon... My bud then started making out with the wheelchair chick again and I talked with the other two girls while my bud which had originally made out with the slut was having 2nd thoughts, guess the fact she had a boyfriend kinda killed his mood... the slut then passed me her digits and they drove away....
I never did call the slut and I don't know if my mate ever fucked the wheelchair chick as he refuses to talk about it... I'd like to think he did and that one day I'll get the full story.
Cheers to drunken madness
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