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Old 10-29-2009, 04:17 AM   #1
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Happy B-Day my man, hoist a few, get laid, and tell the world to fuck off for one day. Enjoy!!
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:06 AM   #2
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thanks mate...i had to work today & being surrounded by douchebags all day doesn't help the enjoyment
- but i had a cheeky young lady waiting for me when i got home...way out of my league to
-i am currently hoisting a few (but not too many as i have to work tomorrow too. the thought of being ''sick'' tomorrow is tempting, but my work ethic is too strong)
- and i told plenty of people to fuck off today, ripped on some of the nerdy office boys that only got a job there because they are the boss's son & his best mate..i went to lunch early, and cranked metallica as i walked around the warehouse all day

pretty normal day then...other than a booty call waiting on my doorstep, and a general ''i don't care today'' kinda attitude, more ripping on nerds, & louder 'tallica.

Parents threw me a couple of bucks for a new cd player in my car, as mine is a cunt hair from FUBAR'ed...will probably get in on saturday - pics will arrive here of course. might go for a pop out dvd, or maybe a gps touch screen job...don't really know what aftermarket head units cost - never bought one


Thanks again Clit...i knew you'd be the first one to get in here...maybe the only one
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Thanks again Clit...i knew you'd be the first one to get in here...maybe the only one
 
 

*cough cough*

happy bday cunt! i got you a laundry basket....

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Old 10-29-2009, 11:22 AM   #4
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*cough cough*

happy bday cunt! i got you a laundry basket....
 
 
i was hoping that would spur u on dok...thanks mate.

bet nobody else gets in here - hint hint
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:03 PM   #5
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:14 PM   #6
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thanks Suki...good to see you pop up around here - of course i'd rather see you pop out around here...
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always the charmer, Homes
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:30 PM   #8
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ain't that the truth...all i'm doing right now is charming myself into bed. 8:30pm & i'm going off to sleep...guess i'm allowed be a sleepy old man seeings it's my birthday.

night all...thanks for the b'day wishes
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don't go to sleep without ejaculating at least once today.
it's bad luck on your bday.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:29 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Homes
 
 

bet nobody else gets in here - hint hint
 
 
Y'all wake up before me!
Happy Birthday mate, hope you had a good'un
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Old 10-30-2009, 04:39 AM   #11
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Happy Bitrthday dude. a pic and a joke or two
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Met an Australian girl in the pub last week. We were all over each other and I decided to take her back to mine. After a few more drinks and some heavy petting, I tried to stick my hand down her pants. She immediately stopped me and said

"Sorry mate, got the rag in. But you can stick one up the shite pipe if you like"

aussie girls are a classy lot.

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How do you know if you're an aussie?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

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Old 10-30-2009, 08:52 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by herrdoktor
 
 
don't go to sleep without ejaculating at least once today.
it's bad luck on your bday.
 
 
don't worry...that will never happen - any day, let alone on my b'day.

love the jokes Kain...i'm gonna steal them

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Y'all wake up before me!
Happy Birthday mate, hope you had a good'un
 
 
yeah...being GMT + 10 or whatever sydney is, means i get the day before any of u...unless there's any Kiwi's or something on here
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Old 10-31-2009, 07:35 AM   #13
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Happy Birthday sir sorry im a little latye with it here please enjoy this.
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Happy Birthday sir sorry im a little latye with it here please enjoy this.
 
 
can't be mad at a pic of scarlett pain - i love that girl

thanks dude
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